Pufferfish Unleashed

PUFFERFISH UNLEASHED

(AKA Enjoy Your Marbles)

A Casual ffxiv static or something

About

We are a FFXIV static and idol group I guess

the roster

Tanks
- Gaevin Reon (Shiva) WAR
Part-time Healer, Full-time ADHD Victim.
And yes the name is a pun, this catboy do be Gay
- Touko Kurouto (Odin) DRK
Has two jobs. Will fix the bath and/or washing machine.Healers
- Nash'ir Bajihri (Odin) SCH/SGE
Definitely an alt.
- G'yozah Tia (Odin) WHM/AST
Delicious dumpling with expertly misplaced and mistimed stars.DPS
- M'eeyna Aht (Odin) everything other than BRD but currently VPR
Not An Angy Lalafell. Top DPS without slidecasting.
- Mik'ha Relanah (Odin) DNC
Career dancer, unmutes for Tyrant, local milk afficionado
- Gogomi Gomi (Odin) RDM/WAR
Lalafell with only one brain cell.
Victim of a Problematic Controller.
- Zapphyre Morningstar (Shiva) DRG
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Previous Members
- Vincent God (Phoenix) SMN/MNK
God.
- Miyu Edelfelt (Phoenix)
4 Vuln Stacks won't put us off. Miyuderer.
- Jade Utsukushi-sa (Phoenix)
Be catgirl, do crime! (also: foodcheck)
- Chiron Calabriae WAR
Static Dad. Just discovered glamours.
- Azura Fleur RDM
Alphinaud's girlfriend.
- Suu Larion SAM
Ex raid leader.
- Blue Law GNB
Didn't think we were that bad.
- Sir Ramos SCH
Mysteriously Vanished.
- Alwin Sharik PLD/GNB
Definitely innocent: bringer of beans.
- Eris Xadia DNC
Founder of the Bonk.
- Komiji Vilgerfell AST
Dearly beloved and never forgotten.PREVIOUS SUBGROUPS
see here for details

Friends & Victims
- Rusoka Ulasirri AST
Highlander lady in taffeta shawl. (Dis)Respects Content.
- Rinh Montrei-Vayir RDM
Had time one evening to help.

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Testimonials & Quotes

"DYING IS IMPORTANT" - Chiron Calabriae

"don't move your nipple on our account" - Vincent God"You can take both tankbusters, right?" - G'yozah Tia
"In a fight, right?" - Gaevin Reon"i like.. mattering" (quietly, in the bg) - gogomi gomi"suddenly there was penis" - Nash'ir Bajhri"why did someone stick a fork up my ass" - Gaevin Reon"my brain doesnt connect to my voice" - Gogomi Gomi"he's got space stds probably. or like, interdimensional herpes." - Nash'ir Bajirhi"The balls.. they touched... oh my god they touched" - Gogomi Gomi"Pop your balls on the D" - G'yozah Tia"Who needs health anyway?" - G'yozah Tia"Tits out for ifrit" - Azura Fleur"Hey gyoz, can I have some weed?" - Mik'ha Relanah"You miyurdered us" - Zezera Zera"Ryne is into feet????" - Gogomi Gomi"10/10 i dont even need to join raid then :o
just photoshop me into the party" - Ed Helios"In conclusion: pufferfish manifesto says 🚫NO TO BLOOD🚫" - Mik'ha Relanah"I think letting ppl bleed a little isn't a problem" - G'yozah Tia"And that was definitely a Living Dead kind of Situation" - G'yozah Tia"What is a Suu?" - Chiron Calabriae"The raid went wrong bc of titties" - Mik'ha Relanah"I apologise for my toes" - G'yozah Tia"Suu. less jumping more eating" - Blue Law"IS AUTO-CANNIBALISM VEGAN?"- Zezera Zera"I think Gog is asking why we are talking about cannibalism but she isn't the instigator" - G'yozah Tia"Titan sat on my face and Broke my Neck" - Rusoka Ulasirri"I do love how this group commits to the most cursed of pulls" - Zezera Zera"It wasn't that bad" - Blue Law"Are you guys talking about food AGAIN?" - Sir Ramos"WE CAN BE GOOD PLAYERS SOMETIMES" - Mik'ha Relanah"BEAR BEER!!" - Chiron Calabriae"Stop Breathing." - Blue LawSTATIC WARNING: DO NOT INVITE GOGOMI'S NEW'CONTROLLER TO YOUR RAID GROUP: PLEASE SEE CALLOUT DOC FOR MORE DETAILS!!!

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Screenshots by gogomi, zera, ed, ruso, miyu and g'yozah so far, more to come...

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ART

by Nash'ir Bajirhi

by Miriya T'lachdgaol

There he gooooes four million toes, like a pufferfish
Pressing buttons as we raid, hoping that we don't enrage
There he fliiiieeees into the skyyyyy, like a pufferfish
Parsing cleanly, we won't cry, our healers will pick you up if you die
GO PISS GOD, PEACH, LEMON SOD, LIKE A PUFFERFISH
I drink both, cause I am brave, no need for misbehave

by gogomi gomi